Police! Open up!
No!!
Stop...
Of Kill, Me and Baby.
Morning
Morning.
This is the police!
You're under arrest!
Did something new catch your interest?
Put up your hands!
Wow, you're actually playing along!
Obstruction of justice...
Kill Me Baby!
UTW & Mazui Present
Kill Me Baby!
doushita no wasa wasa
What's up? ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nan demo naamin
Absolutely Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
yarunara camo camo
Let's do it! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
nandato don!
What'd you say?! Boom!
itsumo on-site dakedo slow ride
You're always on-site, but that's why it's a slow ride
homie ni doujinai haraise de toiki da
Homie's nothin' to me! For stress, it's a long sigh
gachi sugite girigiri tomosureba
You're trying too hard, it's a close call
piroshiki motoi dewa auchi nakayoshi
Pirozhki rather! Then? Ouch, friends!
koborusuki mizoochi
Kowalski to the pit of your stomach!
forishi!
Holy shit!
Kill Me Baby!
asobou yo wasa wasa
Let's play! ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
damatte naamin
Quiet, Naamin
Kill Me Baby!
doushitemo camo camo
Please! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
urusai don!
Shut up! Bang!
itsumo all right dakedo so tight
We're always all right, but that's why we're so tight
kougina best friend nagashime de dotsukuna!
We're best friends, so don't punch me while staring like that!
Kill Me Baby!
kondo ha wasa wasa
Now then ¿Qué pasa? ¿Qué pasa?
Kill Me Baby!
nanda yo naamin
What now, Naamin?
Kill Me Baby!
mada mada camo camo
Still going! Come on! Come on!
Kill Me Baby!
don!
Boom!
Owie...
So what are you on about this time?
I found some toy handcuffs so I felt like playing with them.
Put out your hands.
You're under arrest!
Did you seriously think I was going to?
It's pointless to resist...
Who's being pointless here?
As an assassin do you avoid the police?
That's got nothing to do with it.
Then it's fine!
Just play along!
Why not? Why not?
C'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon c'mon!
Fine, just to shut you up.
Really?
Yep.
Why on me?
Didn't you want to play?
Do you really think something like this can hold me down?
Watch this!
Too hard...
Can you get the key from my pocket please?
Now it's your turn to test your strength!
Handcuffs aren't meant for that.
Come on, just one time!
I'll unlock them for you right after!
Geez...
Right after, okay?
Yep!
Hey.
Now you can't use your hands!
Can you take this key from me?
Come and get it—
No kicks... Yours are too strong...
Shut up! Unlock these!
Too easy, Sonya-chan!
You always fall for my simple tricks!
Huh?
Did it really hurt that much?
You always fall for my simple tricks, too!
Geez.
Hey, what are you doing?
I locked us together so you can't get away!
You and your stupid ideas...
I can't run!
I'll forgive you this once if you undo these right now.
Okay...
Hurry.
I can't do it easily with my left hand...
It broke.
How did it break so easily?!
It's just a toy!
Fine then.
I'll break it.
No way...
Give it up.
Here I go!
Why is this toy so tough?
It's made well...
They should have made the key the same!
Once again!
You can't! This is metal!
If metal's no good then maybe flesh...
Class is about to start!
We can't show up like this!
Come!
We'll deal with it out back!
Okay, no one's here.
What are you doing?
I'll break it with this.
Don't move.
Okay.
Damn, it's not breaking.
Fine, I'll put all of my strength into it—
You damn...
Stop running!
No!
Stop spinning!
Help me!
I feel sick...
Hey look! It came off somehow!
Wow! Just like I planned!
Wait, where are you going?
Class is starting.
Sonya-chan!
Wait! Sonya-chan!!
Another day
Another day.
Hey when's your birthday, Sonya-chan?
Where did that come from?
I'm not telling you.
Don't you want a birthday present?
Not really.
No way!
How could you waste a day when you can legally obtain free stuff?
What's wrong with you?
You sure run your mouth...
If you don't want your birthday, give it to me!
How?
Celebrate for me instead of you on your birthday.
Just like that?
Don't tell me that you don't know when your birthday is since the organization picked you up as a child?
Wrong.
Oh, so you just forgot?
That's no good! You should write it down!
Don't just decide things like that!
So warm...
The next day
The next day.
Happy birthday!
Whose?
Yours, of course!
What? I never told you when it is.
That's why I decided it's today!
Why are you deciding that on your own?
Just be glad I didn't make it my birthday instead.
And so today we're having a birthday party!
There'll be presents, of course!
More pointless crap...
It's fine! Just think of it as having another birthday!
You know...
We'll be holding it in Agiri-san's room as usual.
What a hassle. I'm not going.
Sure about that?
If I let off all these crackers at once...
Stop! If you make a scene, they'll think I'm an idiot too!
Ninja Association
Agiri-san's coming later.
She's coming too?
She told me to give you these presents.
That is a lot of huge things.
Gift Handling Instructions
"Three make one."
"Unwrap and stack in order."
Apparently.
Like this?
Ta da!
Well?
Well what?
Don't worry, there are real presents for you.
You didn't need to bother...
And on that note, happy birthday!
Happy birthday, yay!
I really don't care...
"Whatever, just give me my presents."
Such an impatient person, right?
But before that, cake comes first!
Agiri-san brought it!
Congratulations
I'll light them, then you can blow them out.
Congratulations
There's no way I'm doing something that embarrassing.
Aw, come on...
Yay!
Happy birthday! Yay!
And here's the present you've been waiting for!
I don't want it!
I'll bet it's something dumb.
Come on, don't be like that!
A bomb?!
It was just a clock...
What?
Happy... happy...
That was mean, Sonya-chan.
Sorry.
Well, that was just broken junk I found in the closet anyway.
That's even worse!
That was just a dummy!
Here's the real one.
Here!
I'll bet that's just another dummy.
Here's my present!
Is this a... ninja outfit?
Wow! A genuine outfit from a ninja!
I've never seen you wear anything like this though.
Of course not.
I bought that at a party goods store because I didn't have one.
That's not genuine at all!!
Hey Sonya-chan, since it's your birthday, why don't you try it on?
I'd love to see that!
Let's go meet the cat's master—
L-Like this?
You're an assassin but you look like a ninja!
You look like some western comic book stereotype!
"Sushi! Tempura! Geisha! Mount Fuji!"
Ow ow ow!
That's just a normal submission.
I'll give this to you, so let me go!
You were going to give this to me anyway.
What is this?
Never seen one?
You breathe it in and it makes your voice higher.
Happy birthday Sonya-chan!
Omedetou omedetou tokyo tokkyo kyokka kyokku!
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper!
Just like that!
Ninja technique: voice change!
That kinda pisses me off.
And you emptied it.
Don't worry, Sonya-chan! We have a real present!
This isn't something weird again, is it?
It's fine! Open it!
Shoot for 1 million ¥!
A piggy bank?
That's pretty normal.
You can collect lots of money with it!
Oh that's right, my birthday's tomorrow!
What a coincidence!
I'll be waiting for your present!
So that was your goal from the beginning...
I heard about this birthday party, so I decided to show up!
Huh?
I just missed them, huh...
Tokyo tokkyo kyokka kyokku!
This is pretty good!
Tonari no kyaku wa yoku kakikuu kyakku da.
Bouzu ga byoubu ni jouzu ni bouzu no e wo kaita.
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper!
The next day
The next day.
Happy birthday to me!
I didn't get anything for you.
Wh-What do you mean?!
I even told you yesterday!
I don't have any money to buy you a present.
That's why I gave you that piggy bank yesterday!
How much did you think I'd save in a day?
It's actually waiting in Agiri's room for you. Go and get it.
Really? Woohoo!
Yay!
What's this?
"Three make one."
"Unwrap and stack in order."
Wrong order.
After school
After school.
Sonya-chan, let's go home together!
I have plans.
This again?
What is it? Something you can't say?
H-Huh? Is it really something she can't say out loud?
I'm meeting with someone.
Oh, is that it? You got me.
So, who is it?
I don't know.
So, is that person... never going to return home?
I knew it! Sonya-chan has "work" to do!
See ya.
W-Wait up!
Th-This is bad. I can't let her go!
This might be my chance to change her!
Hey hey hey, Sonya-chan.
Wanna go eat okonomiyaki right now?
I just said I had something to do.
C'mon! You can skip sometimes!
People will lose faith in you if you act like that.
I'm trying to stop you from doing something bad!
How could you say something so respectable?
Just a minute! Just wait for a minute!
I'll be right back!
Supplies dept.
If she gets soda all over her clothes, she'll definitely go home!
Here!
My treat. Take it!
I dunno what you're doing, but sure.
D-Drink it now!
It tastes better if you drink it fresh!
It's just a soda.
I'm late, so I'll see you later.
You're not leaving.
What?
If you really want to go, you'll have to get through me...
...by trying to persuade me nicely!
What's with you?
Dammit!
If that's how it's gonna be, I'll just hide your shoes!
Stop right there!
She won't get 'em now.
Now she can't leave.
I figured you'd do this, so I switched my shoes with yours.
Ah! My shoes!
If that's the case, I'll just stalk her to work and stop her there.
But who on Earth could her target be?
A police box?
So her target's a policeman?
A challenge to the police force?
Or maybe she reconsidered and decided to turn herself in?
That is the right thing to do, but...
Sonya, the penalty for being an assassin is 100 years in prison.
No way!
We'll meet again in 100 years.
Sonya-chan!
That's no good!
Don't be so rash!
Oh, so it's you?
That girl says you're bothering her by following her everywhere.
Well?
It smells like camphor.
Wait!
Damn. She's already caught up.
Eh? The park?
Is that where her target is?
Wait!
Fix our Azuchi Castle! Then apologize to the emperor!
I'm sorry!
That was horrible...
The hell's that?
Is she trying to catch me now?
There's no way you'd trap someone with this!
Candy
Still, I'll take the candy.
I'm falling!
Sonya-chan!
Just stay there.
Y-You can't be...
You little...
How could you fall into your own trap?
Whose fault is that?!
It's not going to be easy to get out of here.
Even though you're the one who set it up.
There's no one around to help us even if we shout.
In that case, let's stand in a weird pose so people can discover our fossils in the future.
Shut up!
Why do they have to be fossils?
Oh! It's that dog!
I bet he came back to help us!
You think?
Please, dog! Call for help!
Stop it!
Get away!
Don't do this!
Oh, I know.
If I get on your back, I might be able to get out.
And when that happens, you plan to just leave me here, don't you?
That's a good idea,
but you'll be at the bottom.
Then you're just going to leave me here.
Guess that won't work.
If you get on your knees and beg, I'll let you out first.
Really?
I beg you! Let me get on your back!
Idiot.
I'll send help later.
See ya.
Sonya-chan!
Sonya-chan! Don't go!
You can't! You can't just kill someone!
Some... Something bad might happen to you!
If that happens, I...
I won't be able to play with you anymore!
I can't tease you, I can't get hit by you,
I can't make weird faces with you,
or make pointless poses with you...
I won't be able to do any of that anymore!
So...
Please, don't go!
Sonya-chan!
Awesome!
Ticklish.
What about your job?
Change of plans.
I see.
What?
Nothing.
Oh, you have something on you.
That's mean, Sonya-chan!
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
arashi ga sugita ato ni
Now that the storm has passed
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
kataru ni mo ochiteiku
It's time to confess
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
memai wo furihodoite
I shake away my vertigo,
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
ichi ni san de odori dasu
And with a one, two, three, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
shi go roku demo odori dasu
Even with a four, five, or six, I dance
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
itsu made futari de iru no kana
How long will we stay friends?
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
oishiku dekitara itadakimasu
If you make it worthwhile, we'll see
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
shiranai mama demo ii no kana
Is it okay if I don't know?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
suki yo anata ga
I love you,
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
koroshitai hodo
So much so that I want to kill you
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
doko made futari de iru no kana
How far will we make it as friends?
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
monomane sukiru ga mijuku na no
I'm pretty bad at impersonations
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
tanoshii jikan ga ii no kana
Is it really okay to be having fun?
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
hontou no kimochi ha himitsu da yo
My true feelings are a secret
himitsu da yo
A secret
himitsu da yo
A secret